The following excerpt is from the as-yet-unpublished memoirs of yours truly. This important tome, covering my life’s epic journeys and myriad accomplishments, will serve to educate and inspire you, my loyal followers. As one of New York’s biggest cultural icons, I find it cruel to starve the public of my story. Consider it my magnum opus (now over 600 chapters…and counting) which will definatively canonize the Nick Bottom mythos into the cultural firmament, once and for all.
Chapter 43
“Middle East Side Story”
